Thursday, October 29, 2015

Facebook and me



Open letter 

about Facebook, constructive use of time and attentiveness to friends.

After a fair bit of time pondering some barely related items, I have decided to cut a few things out of my life – particularly those that waste time.  Time is an irreplaceable resource – and I have I-don’t-know-how-many hours left (as do you).

It started with a quote that said something like – if it is free, then you are not a customer; you’re a commodity.

I find facebook to be completely unresponsive to my needs (whatever others feel):  they keep resetting my news feed to top stories, even though I set it to most recent every time.  And now I find that, on the most recent setting, they don’t let me see more than a handful of posts, with this blackmail threat: if you want to see more posts, invite more friends.  No I won’t; blackmail has never worked with me.  In spite of all the ways you are supposed to be able to tweak your “experience” on fb, they do as they bloody well like.  I’m not keen on having some snot-nosed functionary’s idea of a selection algorithm make my choices.

So, it’s tata facebook – you have delighted me long enough.

Even if I just spend that hour-or-so I waste on facebook in sleeping, I’ll be making a profit.

I started by thinking about what facebook gives me, and what it takes away.  For me the bottom line is clear:  it takes time, and gives some self-indulgence.

What do I want to do with the time I gain?

Read more books, dead-tree or kindle.  Walk and breathe some fresh air – and, for an evening walk, take the cat along.  Design some really good quiz questions.  Learn to design websites (or maybe not . . .)   Spend lots more time proofreading for Distributed Proofreaders.**

I have nearly eighty fb friends – and I value all of them as real friends.  Now, stopping fb-time-wasting will make a hole in this part of my life.  But, nonetheless, day by day I will unfriend everyone except immediate family.  My email address is shown on facebook, so I am not out of reach.    And you can comment below.  I'll read the comments.

It will take me months to cut the cords – sorry, but please don’t take it personally.

** You can check it out: Distributed Proofreaders

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Are we getting conflicting advice about weight loss and gain?



ENERGY AND YOUR BODY


PRECAUTION

The following applies only to people who have normal lifestyles, normal exercise patterns and generally normal and good health.



ENERGY BUDGET

Your body has an energy budget which conforms to the following equation.

Energy in   =   energy used   +   energy stored

I use the term energy (and not the units used for measuring it, eg Calories) because that is what it is.

Energy in means all the stuff going in through your cakehole.

Energy used means what your body takes to function.

Energy stored means the energy your body has received but not used.

I will now discuss each of these three in detail, starting at the end, with energy stored


DISCUSSION

Energy stored

By far the most important way that your body stores energy is in the form of fat.  The body has two basic places for storing fat: subcutaneously (under the skin) and around your organs, mostly in your abdomen.  Most people are aware of subcutaneous fat – it gives you fat thighs, double chins, and so on.  We see abdominal fat mostly in the form of large bellies.

How much fat is the right amount?  For a start, having too little fat is physiologically unwise, and can be  extremely dangerous.  Men need about one-sixth to one-fifth of their body mass in fat, and women about one-fifth to one quarter of their body mass.  Less than this starts leading to trouble with, for instance, hormone imbalances which then cause all sorts of other malfunctions in the body.

Too much fat means that the heart, lungs, muscles and joints, which are designed for an optimal normal weight, have to work that much harder.  They can maintain this overwork for only so long before they give trouble.  Thus, overweight is bad for you, even if you don't agree with the fashion for having slim, trim bodies.

How do we measure our fat?  This is the hard part.  When we weigh ourselves, we get the lot – bones, blood, muscles, organs, fat and skin, and all the water in our bodies.  The trouble is that things like muscle and blood weigh relatively more than fat!  This means that if you lose a kilogram of fat, it is a lot more than a litre, but a kilogram of blood is about a litre.  Take someone who says, “Yesterday at the gym, I weighed myself before and after a huge workout, and I had lost more than a kilogram!”  Well, yes, my dear – but that was mostly water, through your breath and perspiration.  As soon as you have the smoothie and latte you now crave, you make up the water, and you are back to square one.

We measure some subcutaneous fat best by using measuring calipers.  The BMI is helpful too.  But this still doesn't give us the proportion of our bodies that are fat.  So scales are less than helpful.  Because fat (being light) takes up so much room, the best way to check it is by your clothes, or a measuring tape.  Decide what size clothes you think will be appropriate and aim for that, or choose a set of measurements as a goal.

Most of all remember how many days, months or years it took to build up the stored energy (fat) – it is neither wise nor easy to undo all that damage in a fraction of that time.  People vary in how easily their skin adapts to their new shape anyway, but a crash diet to lose, say, fifty kilograms would cause badly sagging skin.

Energy used

Your body uses by far the most energy for its own physiological processes; making and repairing cells, automatic functions like breathing and heartbeat, absorbing and transforming nutrition, thinking, keeping warm.  Exercises like walking to the fridge, trotting to the cake shop, barking and running after cars, take much less energy.  Your body is designed to use energy very efficiently (even sparingly).  This is why it is hard to exercise enough to keep slim.  You have to run smartly for an hour to work off the energy in a slice of bread.

Not that exercise is a bad thing – it is a good way to keep muscles in trim, and to build new muscles where needed.  Your body uses energy from its energy budget to build muscles.  So do exercise, but don't see it as a way to balance the budget.

It is clear that your body is well in control of this part of the budget and you can't change it much.  It is true that some people have faster (or slower) metabolisms.  We can tweak our bodies' metabolism a little (exercise often speeds it up a little) but we can't make big changes.  You can't successfully fight your own body on this front.  It is better to make an ally of it, as you will see a little further on.

Energy in

Now this is where we can make a difference.  Still not without the agreement of our bodies, but we can get some cooperation here if we take it slowly.

If your body budget is not balancing, and you are storing energy (getting fat), then the best way to get some control is to adjust your energy input.  In simple terms, eat less.  But as anybody who has had any dealings with diets and dieting knows, this is easily said. 

The first big hurdle, and most important aim, is to get your body to play along.   Don't frighten it – it evolved to keep you alive through thick and thin.  If you suddenly start giving it much less energy than it is used to its first response is, “Shut down the unnecessary factories!  Conserve energy!  Hold on to the fat stores!  Famine is upon us!”  Just what you don't want.  This is why the yo-yo ups and downs of dieting don't help.  You and your body are not on the same page. 

The first thing is to understand some basic facts of food and nutrition (they are surprisingly misunderstood although books and magazines go on and on about them).  Not all foods are created equal.  Especially not in these times of over-abundant food (for some).  If you don't have enough food, you eat everything you can get, regardless of relative nutritional value.  We, the well-off, are not so fortunate.  We have to pick and choose. 

Because we have to be choosy, it is useful to look at the food pyramid.  The large base of the pyramid is taken up with breads, cereals and starchy food.  The next, narrower, level up contains fruits and vegetables.  Next come milk and dairy products, fish and meat.  And at the top is sugar and butter and other fats.  In general, this diagram doesn't only give us the energy value of food (higher = more energy), but also the relative nutritional value.  Its meaning is obvious:  eat much more from the bottom of the pyramid, and much less from the top.  Remember, if you prepare food with butter or sugar, you move it up in the pyramid.  Cookies, fatty pies and mayonnaise are in the top level.

So, the first way to get our input energy down is to eat less energy intensive foods.  Fortunately, also,  the foods lower down in the pyramid are more bulky.  This is one way to fool the body into feeling happy with the input it is getting.

The second way is to eat differently.  At main meals you should eat enough, and eat satisfying foods.  Otherwise you are simply soon going to be hungry again, leading to the temptation of snacking.  Almost invariably snacks are high-energy foods from the wrong end of the pyramid.  Of course, if you snack on fruits and vegetables (within moderation), you are winning.

The key to getting your body happy with what you are doing to its energy budget is to have decent main meals, however many you have.  Some people need more than three for physiological reasons.

Main meals must consist of food that will stick to your gut, in other words, the food must sustain you until about the next meal without undue hunger pains or faintness.  A little bit of hunger from time to time is good for you.  It means that your body knows that it has permission to use a little of the stored energy to keep itself going.  But too much hunger makes it batten down the hatches.  This is what I mean by getting a good understanding and working relationship with your body. 

The kinds of food that sustain you do not get digested and absorbed too quickly.  A good example would be low GI foodstuffs.  For breakfast good old oats would work.  But don't add sugar and butter; milk is adequately sweet and fatty.  Potato is another example, but keep the mayonnaise away!  Bananas stick to the gut, too.

If you feel full, the body is generally happy; so fool it with some filling but very low energy foods.  Popcorn without butter, or plain old munching carrots will keep the overactive jaw going and fill the grinding stomach until mealtime.  And, even better, if you always have a raging appetite, the carrots fool you too!

One key to getting this new regime going, and keeping it going, is not to be hard on yourself.  Don't cut any food out completely.  Don't say, “If I can't ever eat chocolate cake again, I might as well shoot myself”.  If you never snack on cookies when you are alone, you have so much more leeway when you are at your best friend's birthday tea, or granny's cocktail party.  And while we are there, don't forget that alcohol is a high-energy input (I hesitate to call it a foodstuff).   It's near the top of the pyramid with the sugars.  And, lastly, watch out for foods with hidden sins, like sweet, high-energy cooldrinks.  And are you aware for how many hours you'd have to run to work off a simple muffin?

This makes it clear that the last battle to be won is the psychological assault you will launch on yourself.  The big risk is that you will take your eye off the ball.  Write up your goals, your plans to reach those goals and your techniques for avoiding the traps you might fall into along the way and paste them up in those places in the house where they will have most effect.  “You'll look good in clothing two sizes smaller!” is a good one for the cookie jar.


Habit is habit, and not to be thrown out of the window, but coaxed downstairs one step at a time.
Mark Twain

Friday, November 23, 2012

Tutorial - Zip bag


Long zips and plain zip

Haberdashery section

You need, not the usual zip of a given length that we all know and love, but the zips that are sold by the metre (yard).   I buy mine from a large fabric store which has a wide selection of trimmings and haberdashery.  The zips come in a variety of colours and widths.  The shop also sells suitable sliders to match.  

 You need from 3 to 8 metres of a single length of zip, depending on the size of the bag you are aiming for.  Buy a slider for it.  If you are unsure that you will be able to insert the slider, you can ask the shop assistant to do it for you – but watch it, it will easily slide off again as, unlike an ordinary zip, the ends are not finished.
Slider put on
Slider on two colours
  I made this project very fast as a basic illustration of the principle, and not as the tidiest I’ve ever done.  If you are good at hand-sewing, you might find that the corners are easier and neater than by machine.

Instead of using a single colour I am using two zips which I am “marrying” to show the construction better.  Unzip the whole length of zip except for two or three inches (Five to eight cm).  It will be wise to sew across and finish off the end of the zip here so that it stays tidy, and the slider stays on!

Secured end
Another corner turned
First corner done
Decide how long the base of the bag will be, and at that point turn the one part of the zip on itself, making a very neat corner and sewing the two flat edges together until you come to the end of the zip when you keep sewing around that corner, making beatiful corners again.  
Sew with care

Zipping round corner
Zipping round another corner
Wrong side
 By now you will be sewing the edges on opposite side of the zip (see the colours in the photo).  

 You now keep sewing for almost all the metres you need to.  If you aren’t a naturally accurate seamstress it be worth your while to do a lot of pinning or, even better, some tacking (basting).
 
You can incorporate something decorative during this process, using, for example, some corded braid.  Finish the wrong side off neatly to make it sturdy.

Braid
Braid
Braid
You need to stop and fasten off your work when you are on the one side of the bag, with a reasonable length of zip left to make the handle you chose.

Leave half of the zip to the length of the handle and anchor it on the opposite side of the bag.


 

Stop sewing here
Choose handle length
Inside view

Standard handles
Inside view
Marking last connection


Then you leave another handle’s worth before zipping up the whole lot to decide the final anchor for the last handle.  You can see where I pinned it to
mark the spot.


  
Nearly there
Inside view

Outside view

Loop handle
Diagonal handle
Take great care, after you cut the end to size, not to let the slider slip off.  Immediately tack (baste) the end to keep the slider on, else you will cry salty tears.

Try to figure out how the handle for the red bag is constructed -  a very useful pattern for a pencil bag.  A single diagonal handle on the beige bag.





Variety
Decoration
 If you can make one of these successfully (and don’t take it for granted that your first one will be a prize-winner) you’ll be able to innovate and experiment with different weights of zip, different colours and different sizes.  If you want to mix two colours, it is essential that the zips are identical apart from colour, otherwise they will not zip together, or, if they do, they might curl onto each other, making a very unattractive bag.  Remedy: go back and buy exacty the same materials again and make two single-colour bags.

 
These make nice gifts – especially for children as they can zipped up and put in the washer!  Using a smallish gauge of zip and make a long skinny pencil case, for a project.  Fastening a pretty bead to the slider makes it a little more special.

Go ahead!  Make one!  They are great fun!  Give one, all unzipped, to a man and tell him to keep on zipping up.  He won’t believe it.